Doesn't anyone in Hollywood realize the difference between an udder and a... well... you know?!
Here's how it works:
Udder = Breasts = GIRL
Simply put, neither bulls nor steers have udders.
Period.
So, Why is it okay for the "cow" in the movie "Barnyard" to have the voice of the man? In fact, it sounds like all of the "cows" (with udders, I might add) have the voice of a man.
That's just friggin' weird.
From this review:
"The character design is dead simple -- the cows look for all the world like 3-D versions of Gary Larson's stoic bovines from The Far Side -- but Barnyard's animation is slick as heck and pops off the screen. Strange thing is, it's never explained why all the boy cows have udders. Though I guess it's better than their having giant, swaying bull-parts down there."
Until I get over this news... I'm not sure I can actually go to the movie. It's very disturbing to this farm girl.
As I told John, it's like the soundless clap... I can't handle it... it's just not right.
