8.04.2006

Cows are girls.

Bulls are boys.

Doesn't anyone in Hollywood realize the difference between an udder and a... well... you know?!

Here's how it works:
Udder = Breasts = GIRL

Simply put, neither bulls nor steers have udders.

Period.

So, Why is it okay for the "cow" in the movie "Barnyard" to have the voice of the man? In fact, it sounds like all of the "cows" (with udders, I might add) have the voice of a man.

That's just friggin' weird.

From this review:
"The character design is dead simple -- the cows look for all the world like 3-D versions of Gary Larson's stoic bovines from The Far Side -- but Barnyard's animation is slick as heck and pops off the screen. Strange thing is, it's never explained why all the boy cows have udders. Though I guess it's better than their having giant, swaying bull-parts down there."

Until I get over this news... I'm not sure I can actually go to the movie. It's very disturbing to this farm girl.

As I told John, it's like the soundless clap... I can't handle it... it's just not right.

BB Sings in August

Somehow, I ended up with several gigs this month... and can't wait.

Check your calendar and know that you're invited to as many as you'd like to attend.

Aug 7
8:00P
ITR w/Lisa Carver, Lala Deaton & Me
GaDang (soon to be called Lyrix)
(This event actually starts at 7... and goes til 10ish. There's a GREAT line-up of women writers / singers on the bill all night. It's gonna kick bootay.)

Aug 10
7:00P
Karleen Watt, Lala Deaton & Me
Commodore Lounge
Holiday Inn Select on West End

Aug 12
10:00P
w/Danny Torroll Band
Jonathan's Grill
Bellvue, TN

Aug 14
7:30P
Me
GaDang

Aug 18
7:00P
Karleen Watt, Rachel Williams & Me
French Quarter Cafe

Aug 19
10:00P
w/Danny Torroll Band
Jonathan's Grill
Bellvue, TN

Aug 21
8:00P
McGuinnes Girls Night
Dan McGuinness Pub

Aug 26
10:00P
w/Danny Torroll Band
Jonathan's Grill
Bellvue, TN

8.03.2006

I bought an airport.


Heh... not a airport (as in plane). An AIRPORT EXTREME BASE STATION.

Yeah baby.

I even set it up all by myself (well... almost... I had some pre-advice from towerkraut).

Anyway... I'm actually typing this post from my living room on my Powerbook (actually... it's cabedge's Mac) using my very own Airport.

Even my printer is hooked up.

Why didn't I do this SOONER?!

AND, the cool thing is that John's laptop PC will be able to use it, too.

Rock on brothahs and sistahs.

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Pimp my nutcracker


Doing some research for a project we're working on at my new job, we ran across this insidious time waster.

heh.
heh.

Have I mentioned that I love it here?!
Enjoy.

Happy Birthday JIM!

Love you, little big brother.
XO,
BB